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Razor Blade Dolls 2012

I had weird dream I stole Chris Smiths from the Razor Blade Dolls car, it was a black Lincoln Continental with dark purple pin-striping. I was driving flat out through the desert, a stupid pop song was on, I think it was that Katy Perry.  Anyway I reached under the seat and found a bottle of wild turkey was pretty pleased then my phone rang, I almost wrecked the car it startled me so.

Mike Terror

I tried to answer the phone but it was sliding down my left leg. I turned the radio off and called Mike Terror back he said Ador sup? I said I don’t know whatup? He said hurry the hell up and get over here we are ready, I asked him what are you ready for but my phone went dead.

I looked out the window and there were gold bulls running along side of the car. I looked behind me and the moon was a pitcher and water was flowing down from the sky like a white waterfall spilling all over the ground.

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